You are missing the fact that being on-call sucks harder than a thousand black holes; that's why the pay is so high.
Think about it: You will have all the stress of being a work, except you will also feel obligated to do chores and take care of your kids. Win-win!
Being on-call turns you into a ghost. People can see you and hear you, but you can't really do anything or go too far from your house. The sound of your phone ringing will turn your stomach in knots. If you don't get called in, you ruined your day for darn-near nothing. The pay is great, but it isn't worth the cost.
Why did your dog eat the Mr. Potato Head tongue?
Because he sucks harder than a thousand black holes.
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